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Subject: Camp

 

Dear Mom & Dad,

 

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and  2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned  because we were all up on the mountain looking for Alan when it happened.

 

Oh yes, please call Alan's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Alan in the dark  if it hadn't been for the lightning.

 

 Scoutmaster Wayne got mad at  Alan for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Alan said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him.

 

Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Billy is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

 

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Wayne gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Wayne said that with a car that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance.

 

We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 10 people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us.

 

Scoutmaster Wayne is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Brian how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

 

 

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Wayne wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Alan was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

 

Scoutmaster Wayne isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

 

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Billy dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a Tourniquet works. Brian and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Wayne said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said he got sick the same way with food he ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and

became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time.

 

By the way, what is a pedal-file?

 

I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy Vaseline. Don't worry about anything we are fine.

 

Love, Jerry

 

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